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  1. @0ph3lia: Any men out there willing to support a woman who supposedly has at least half a brain in exchange for having a free maid + sex? Let me know.
    @attritionorg: How are your cleaning skills? Any prior experience? References?
    9 months ago 
  2. CloudGirlfriend.com

    Finally, a worthwhile cloud offering.

    (via @simplenomad)

    10 months ago 
  3. "The stick-figure-family decals on the back of your minivan only tell me how much duct-tape, zip-ties and pepper-spray I’ll need."
    - @DashielBlades
    1 year ago 
  4. cupcake: i just needed to do some stalking
    jericho: TALKING MY LANGUAGE
    1 year ago 
  5. @hypatiadotca: Feeling really fortunate about the many amazing people I can now also call friends who I once only looked up to as role models.
    @attritionorg: You are quite welcome.
    @hypatiadotca: well played :p
    @attritionorg: thanks. we're still going to stalk you though. #justneedstobedone
    1 year ago 

  6. “It’s No Good” by Depeche Mode is a stalker anthem I think.

    1 year ago 
  7. @amberbaldet: Want to discuss quantitative analysis while being schooled in billiards? @lesbianmusical is auctioning a date with me! http://mim.io/5b666
    @attritionorg: an the "Silent" part of the auction carry over to the date?!
    @amberbaldet: Sure! I talk enough for 2 people anyway! #seewhatididthere
    @attritionorg: If your attire is as snappy as your piehole, you'd at least be a decent piece of eye candy...
    1 year ago 
  8. Another Stalkee Receives a Box of Shit and Blogs It

    @aloria:

    The folks at attrition are the best stalkers ever. I am not sure if it was my love of the majestic stoat or what, but I received a most excellent box of assorted sundries.

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    1 year ago 
  9. @aloria: #ff hotties i am stalking @bNull @diami03 @0ph3lia @quine
    @amberbaldet: And here I thought we really had something. *sob*
    @aloria: oh @AmberBaldet, I is not stalking you, we has full on love affair
    @amberbaldet: And somewhere in Denver @attritionorg gets a tingly feeling
    @attritionorg: less "tingly", more "full on friction"
    1 year ago 
  10. @aloria: This is me http://j.mp/aBVN1f ok goodnight #emo
    @dinodiazovi: I think you should move into the city. It's less lonely than the boondocks and then your stalkers at attrition can find you again.
    @attritionorg: when our stalkees move to the same general area, it really cuts down on our travel expenses. we agree!
    @dinodaizovi: Maybe you'll even get some IRL stalkers! Big city life!
    @attritionorg: we have a NY branch that handles in person stalking.
    1 year ago 
  11. Baby Tapir of the Day (via my new stalkee, @aloria)

    Baby Tapir of the Day

    (via my new stalkee, @aloria)

    1 year ago 
  12. @aloria: I'm bored. What should I do with myself for the next hour?
    @attritionorg: have any peanut butter handy?!
    @aloria: oooh. squirrel fishing!
    @jjarmoc: at a glance, I thought that said "squirrel fisting". I was relieved to see my error.
    @attritionorg: peanut butter -> squirrel -> fishing -> fisting. this thread can only go downhill from here.
    @aloria: squirrel needs to buy me dinner first.
    @attritionorg: you dig on Qdoba or Wahoo's Fish Tacos.. yes?!
    @aloria: i like every taco but pink ones #rimshot
    @attritionorg: mmmm rimshot (you really do make this too easy)
    @aloria: SHOT. SHOT. Not job.
    @attritionorg: oh. so we do things differently. i understand..
    @aloria: http://j.mp/9aug0x
    @attritionorg: http://is.gd/el1WN
    @aloria: you cad.
    @attritionorg: (i am an epic troll) #part2
    ....
    @aloria My PBJficiency is 53%! <--- I like a little more PB than J on mah sammich.
    @attritionorg: i knew you had peanut butter
    1 year ago 
  13. @remhax: hey men from #defcon if you like me, next year tell me!
    @attritionorg: who said scene whores were extinct?
    @remhax: I am NOT a whore! don't call me one!
    @attritionorg: Don't act like a scene whore then?
    @amberbaldet: Sex Worker Convention was in Vegas concurrent to #defcon. They seemed intelligent; could explain the whore/scene whore diff to you.
    1 year ago 
  14. @0ph3lia: I love how io9 thinks botnets are ZOMG OH SO SCARY NEW HAXOR RESEARCH LOL and that "smart grids are insecure" counts as news.
    @attritionorg: Mojitos and rage are a great look on you!
    1 year ago 

  15. If you’re going to send a ransom/stalker letter, subscribe to Esquire. they have the best ads with bold, well-spaced words for cutting out.

    2 years ago