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"A shout-out to all the real journalists on the Internet; writing to give people the real facts, not writing to meet the evening deadline."
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"People should keep releasing fake LulzSec stuff. It helps filter out the peon masses from the respectable, fact-checking media outlets."
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"Things infosec cons need less of: 1) Sun Tzu 2) Career Advice 3) TBA spots for regular speakers."
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"Listeng 2 Ankit Fadia:Easy money made impressing newbs on Security. Nothing on real bzness challenges, mainly kiddy tricks. :("
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"Sony must secure networks, analysts say” - Thanks for that insightful headline, Computerworld."
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"PROCTOLOGY EXAM THIS MORNING! IF DRUNK HULK FEEL ANY MORE EXPOSED! DRUNK HULK BECOME SONY!"
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"Ubuntu” is an ancient African word, meaning “I can’t configure FreeBSD”."
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"You are not the customer: You are the product.” that really should be Facebook’s slogan."
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"As usual, security journalists don’t bother to fact check. VUPEN misunderstood how sandboxing worked in chrome, and only had a flash bug."
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"There are 2 kinds of people in this world - data breach victims and a feral child being raised by chupacabras in Peru."
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"Convinced Oracle sticks a firecracker up a chicken’s butt, watches it run around pie chart with ‘C I A’ & decides severity based on entrails."
- OSVDB mangler
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"I’ve found that the phrase “military grade encryption” is usually a strong indication of incompetence."
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"It is my personal opinion that (ISC)2’s ethics complaint process is designed to protect the guilty from reasonable challenges and complaints."
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"So, why again doesn’t my browser tell me: “Yo, Gmail had a verisign cert yesterday, and now it’s got a Comodo. Just a heads up.” ?"
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"HEY RSA LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME TWO-FACTOR OR DLP. OH WAIT…"