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  1. DEF CON Security Charlatan of the Year Nominations

    So many choices!

    Notes: 2 / 8 months ago 

  2. find it odd when a hacker con asks for your presentation in PDF only.. some level of irony there I think.

    8 months ago 

  3. Any conference panel that asks *me* to join to “add legitimacy” … is my kind of panel.

    8 months ago 
  4. jake: true, but at BH panel many people in audience
    jericho: 5x more snippy at BH. i want to upset them into caring
    8 months ago 
  5. "Things infosec cons need less of: 1) Sun Tzu 2) Career Advice 3) TBA spots for regular speakers."
    - @steve_tornio
    8 months ago 
  6. "Listeng 2 Ankit Fadia:Easy money made impressing newbs on Security. Nothing on real bzness challenges, mainly kiddy tricks. :("
    - @jmdesvaux
    8 months ago 
  7. NSA booth babes at RSAC

    LiquidMatrix Security Digest:

    RSA 2011: Your tax dollars at work

    1 year ago 
  8. "Guess I just had hopes that I would find at least 1 innovative company."
    -

    -@indi303

    …was tucked between unicorn and honest lawyer.

    1 year ago 
  9. "For the third #rsac in a row…..same topics, same conversations and the same solutions from new vendors I have never heard of."
    - @jkouns
    1 year ago 

  10. RT @Jabra: OH “if you see asp in the address bar, it’s NOT a pentest anymore…. it’s incident response!” #dojocon

    1 year ago 
  11. @remhax: hey men from #defcon if you like me, next year tell me!
    @attritionorg: who said scene whores were extinct?
    @remhax: I am NOT a whore! don't call me one!
    @attritionorg: Don't act like a scene whore then?
    @amberbaldet: Sex Worker Convention was in Vegas concurrent to #defcon. They seemed intelligent; could explain the whore/scene whore diff to you.
    1 year ago 
  12. @adoug: How do people display their accumulated #defcon #blackhat #shmoocon #toorcon #notacon etc badges? I have 20 or 30 hanging off a single nail
    @attritionorg: around my neck at local clubs. geek bling yo
    1 year ago 
  13. @amberbaldet: NYC must have missed me - strangers erupted into a sing-along of Yellow Submarine @ Penn AND someone carried my luggage up the stairs...
    @innismir: They could all be @attritionorg groupies.
    @attritionorg: we stalk, we don't "groupie"
    @amberbaldet: Well if anyone was going to slip me something, it probably *would* be @attritionorg... /me strokes chin and ponders...
    @attritionorg: that's us.. putting the "oof!" in "roofies" since 1987.
    1 year ago 

  14. Collected DEFCON tweets

    RT @etcpasswd: #blackhat keynote is lackluster

    RT @USSJoin: @porkbellyfuture agreed; this speech makes as much sense as TSA rules. #dhsfail #blackhat

    RT @apbarros: That was a keynote without any content at all! Also, evaded the only good question from the audience #blackhat

    @miscsecurity because all [CEOs|black people] look the same? pick one, answer carefully.

    @DanKaps wrong. they sold out when they listed him as a speaker with topic “TBA”

    RT @jkouns: I can see why people who like to hear themselves talk really love #bsideslv……

    RT @ashcrow: HAHAHA mytwitface CEO Biz Zuckerson is on the stand at Hacker Court at #blackhat

    RT @jkouns: In this Robin Sage talk…… Not off to a good start…….. Hmmmmmmm

    RT @jjturner: So when a talk starts with, “assume the attacker has access to the OS and the database”, its going to suck ass.

    Why do I think @taosecurity is eviscerating the @dakami talk via twitter…

    @josecotto since #Blackhat ends before the weekend, probably not

    RT @abyssknight: Irony at #blackhat. Sorry Adobe, it’s still funny. http://twitpic.com/29lkvz

    RT @0xcharlie: Adobe security is so bad that when I dropped a Reader 0-day in my talk today, not a single person tweeted it. Sad.

    RT @jonisick: @georgevhulme @declanm McAfee temp tattoo proven to make your body run 50% slower #BlackHat

    RT @ketralnis: JFC this is the longest line I’ve ever been in #defcon

    @IOBarbie “ubber” sounds like “blubber” which does not invoke thoughts of “hot booth babe” - http://is.gd/dRuit

    @Dc2010dave did #Defcon run out of badges already and move to laminated paper badges?

    @shadow11612 that is epic levels of #Defcon #fail really. wonder if they will tell us how many hardware badges were given out this time..

    http://defcon.org/html/defcon-18/dc-18-index.html “July 30th to Aug 1st” and hardware badges ran out the day before. #Defcon@shadow11612 So they handed out 7000 hardware badges by 3:45P the day before con? @Joegrand confirm?#Defcon has taken in more than $980,000 based on registrations that gave out hardware badges.@verbiee yes. they ran out of the 7000 hardware badges by ~ 3:45p on Thurs, a day before the con officially starts@danielkennedy74 @MikD I will donate $100 to see Dahn hug it out with the inside of a blender.Twitter is over capacity. (I blame #Defcon)@Niki7a If math is correct, 7k was approximate attendance the previous two years, maybe three. Why no increase in badges this year =)@jkouns Tell him CWE isn’t granular enough for the industry.@jkouns Suggest that we need CHE, Common Hacker Enumeration, a way to fingerprint every hacker in the world. He’ll go for it..RT @MisterGlass: #defcon #fail all the talks are already full with lines outside :(@Niki7a Lack of a Ninja badge doesn’t make you less special! - http://is.gd/dTzqw@aloria having talks available via TV in con hotel rooms was brilliant. Defcon should pick a hotel based on that capability.RT @namandrobyn: Couldn’t get in to see Fyodor. #defcon #failOver 2,500 unique twitter accounts have used the #Defcon tag the last week or more.RT @sambowne: Another DNS talk…what a surpise @dakami #defconRT @chrissullo: #defcon is too busy… Can’t get into a decent talk.RT @KippiHax: Between missing talks due to crowds an the media filming here this has been the freaking worst #defcon I’ve been to.RT @chrissullo: Don’t forget the #osvdb costume contest at #freakshow #defcon tonight!RT @iamevltwin: So disappointed, the one talk I wanted to see at #blackhat and #defcon was canceled, ugh.@ryanlrussell only thing i miss about Defcon are the Ryan Russell man-hugs. i may have to fly you out this way…RT @Ainmer: I suggest a Human Resources con - morally ambiguous chicks as far as the eye can see <- that rulesRT @_defcon_: Hacker pyramid in track 4, 9pm has a Ninja badge as a prize. Come play to win it. #defcon http://twitpic.com/2ak9hz@MisterGlass the 303 party is going on tonight. if you get in, protect your wallet, phone and anal virginity.RT @ILikeBasil: PCI panel at #defcon = massive, pretentious FAIL. I need to wash the self-righteous douche off of me now.so @kanendosei .. did you present at Defcon like you said you were? did you even go?
    1 year ago 
  15. @packetloss: #defcon how does a single guy find a single geek girl at defcon 18?
    @attritionorg: yeah, think you just killed your chances
    @packetloss: oh well Fuck it
    @attritionorg: instead of trolling DC18 for single geek chicks, perhaps google "poly" for starters. broaden your horizons sir.
    @attrtionorg: @aloria speaking of meeting girls, i'm at the registration desk. swing by and say hi
    @packetloss: it was a simple question.
    @attritionorg: yes. a simple, stupid question filled with douchebaggery and creepy overtones. you are right. i accept your apology.
    1 year ago